Friday, January 2, 2015

FUNNY GARDEN SAYINGS TO START THE YEAR


To start the New Year, here are some funny garden sayings that I've found online:

"Annual" really means disappointment once a year.

The lawn is always slightly bigger than your actual desire to mow it.


Whatever garden tool you want always seems to be at the back of the shed.


The only way to ensure rain is to give the garden a good soaking.


Weeds grow at precisely the rate you pull them out.


Nothing ever looks like it does on the seed packet.


Autumn follows Summer, Winter follows Autumn, drought follows planting.


The only way to guarantee color year round is to buy a garden gnome.


However bare the lawn, grass will always appear in the gaps between the paving stones.


"Evergreen" is a misnomer, they almost always turn a shade of brown in the Winter.




10 comments:

Practical Parsimony said...

Lots of funnies. And, they are so true.

MaryJo said...

How true!

FionaG said...

Very good. I agree with all of them.

Texas Rose said...

Very funny - and very true!

Tonya @ My Cozy Little Farmhouse said...

HA!

1st Man said...

Aren't they? Sad but oh so true, ha.

1st Man said...

Definitely!! :-)

1st Man said...

I think we've probably all experience at least one, haha.

1st Man said...

It's almost like a checklist, LOL!

1st Man said...

Made ya laugh! ha!